Christian Humor and Clean Jokes
and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired
of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said "Cool it.
I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge
who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and
They moused. They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent Emails.
They sent out Email with attachments. They downloaded, They did some
genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every job known!
But, ten minutes before the time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured
and of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank
screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and
each of them restarted their computer. Satan started searching
frantically screaming, "It's Gone! I lost everything when the
power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became
even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do
God shrugged and said,
"Jesus Saves" :) :)
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