Christian Humor and Clean Jokes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man
realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early
flight to Sydney.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a
piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am".
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover that it was 9:00 am and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
It said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up!"