Christian Humor and Clean Jokes
Praise The LORD!
An elderly lady was known for her
faith and her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front
porch and shout "Praise the Lord!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get angry at her proclamations
and he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed to God to send her
some assistance... She stood on her front porch and shouted, "Praise
the Lord...God I need food!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send
me some groceries."
The next morning the lady went out on her porch, noted a large bag of
groceries and she shouted, "Praise the Lord."
The neighbor jumped up from behind a bush and said, "Ha ha.. I told
you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying,
"Praise the Lord. He not only sent me groceries but He made the devil
pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD."