Christian Humor and Clean Jokes
One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys,
and found myself locked out. There was nothing I could do but
wait for my husband to come home. I went over to a neighbor
who was outside raking leaves.
"You locked yourself out?" he asked.
"Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After
the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar,
then stuck it in a potted plant on the deck.
"So what's the problem?"
"I took the plants in for the winter."