Will Never Win...
- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you are a male chauvinist.
- If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
- If you cry, you are a wimp.
- If you don't, you are insensitive.
- If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a
- If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- If she asks you, it's a favor.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
- If you don't, you are gay.
- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
- If you don't, you are unromantic.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
- If you don't, you are a slob.
- If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
- If you don't, you are not thoughtful.
- If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.
- If you aren't, you are not ambitious.
- If she has a headache, she is tired.
- If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
- If you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
- If you don't, there must be someone else.
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