Kids

Adam was in the Garden of Eden, talking to God. Adam had a question for him about the woman that God had given him. 

"But God..." Adam asked, "why did you make her so beautiful?"
"So you would love her my son," was the reply.
But God..." Adam asked again, "why did you make her so soft?"
"So you would love her, my son," God answered.
"But God..." Adam asked once more, "why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would love YOU my son..."